Nigerians Can be funny oo.Saw this on a friends facebook page:
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN IBORI AND UDUAGHAN;
UDUAGHAN: "Bros migwuo…na wa o…dis pipo nor try o…I hear say na 13 yrs dem give you".
IBORI : "You dey crase for there u dey hear me so? Why u nor come here come show solidarity for court? U dey asaba dey form his excellency abi? Nor worry… e go soon red for u"
UDUAGHAN: shuuu…bros whish levo (level) naa? why u dey harsh for me naa? Wh...ish one be solidarity for the mata again?
IBORI : why I nor go harsh? U nor see wen dem carry dat okpolo-eye go court? U nor see say all im boys wey e make governor dem follow am go Abuja go show solidarity? U wey I expect to show for the
background nor come, na all doz mumu dem u send come here come carey (carry) paper (placard). U nor see as dem pursue all of dem comot from the full court like shidren (children)?
UDUAGHAN: do’oo…nor vex abeg…next time I go try come…
IBORI : U nor well o…whish one be next time naa?
UDUAGHAN: errrhhmm…..
IBORI : nor worrey (worry)….na me dull maself sha…
UDUAGHAN: how bros?....