James Ibori and Emmanuel Uduaghan on the Phone

 

Nigerians Can be funny oo.Saw this on a friends facebook page:

 TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN IBORI AND UDUAGHAN;

UDUAGHAN: "Bros migwuo…na wa o…dis pipo nor try o…I hear say na 13 yrs dem give you".

IBORI : "You dey crase for there u dey hear me so? Why u nor come here come show solidarity for court? U dey asaba dey form his excellency abi? Nor worry… e go soon red for u"

UDUAGHAN: shuuu…bros whish levo (level) naa? why u dey harsh for me naa? Wh...ish one be solidarity for the mata again?

IBORI : why I nor go harsh? U nor see wen dem carry dat okpolo-eye go court? U nor see say all im boys wey e make governor dem follow am go Abuja go show solidarity? U wey I expect to show for the
background nor come, na all doz mumu dem u send come here come carey (carry) paper (placard). U nor see as dem pursue all of dem comot from the full court like shidren (children)?

UDUAGHAN: do’oo…nor vex abeg…next time I go try come…

IBORI : U nor well o…whish one be next time naa?

UDUAGHAN: errrhhmm…..

IBORI : nor worrey (worry)….na me dull maself sha…

UDUAGHAN: how bros?....

Finalist emerge for Champions league

Bayen Munich and Chelsea to play the 2011 -2012 UEFA Champion league final.

FC Bayen will be setting a record of being the first club to play the UEFA Champions league final in their home stadium since the competition was renamed in 1992.

FC Bayen defeated Real Madrid to reach the finals,ironically the FC Bayen coach Jupp Heynckes coached Real Madrid to win the UEFA Champions league in the 1997 - 1998 season

Roberto Di Matteo of Chelsea has not worn any trophy as a coach,is he going to change all that on may 19th 2012 when the Finals will be played

Strange Baby Delivery

Wow it was reported that a woman delivered a monster like Baby somewhere in Benue state.

The woman a mother of Nine delivered a monkey like Baby  at Saint Theresa's Hospital in Oturkpo

My own take is that medical experts should be called in to Evaluate the situation,they are already calling  the baby a monster,its a pity.

Girl makes 9 A1 's in WAEC

Wow ! ! !  9 A1's its been a long time i heard such,is it me that has not been current or it has not been happening ?

With the current state of the Nigerian educational system.Thumbs up to the young lady,hope she gets a scholarship

She is 17 year old Tolulope Falokun of Saint Loius secondary school,Ondo town , in Ondo state

I hope the governemt sees this as an oppurtunity to make a difference in this girls life by giving her scholarship to the highest level of education.Even big companies as well.This is what the Nigerian youths need urgently to motivate them to work harder in their studies

James Iroha Alias Gringory Passe on

James Iroha ,Gringory of New Masquerade has died.This man that brought so much laughter to many nigerian homes in the eighties.May his soul rest in piece.

The programme started as Masquerade on radio,but was later renamed New Masquerade and was shown on national television.

Pastor Chris on masturbation

Really this is controversal.This requires deep maturity to understand,but the guy has a point

Rapper Endorses Obama with style

See K'naan oo,The singer who sang the hit song "Wavin Flag" has indirectly endorsed Obama.

He claims his hit song  was used by Mit Romney  during the Florida victory speech without his permission

Here is how Associated press put it:

In a statement Wednesday, K'naan says Romney's campaign did not seek approval to use the song and that he would not have granted permission if it had.


Then here is the punch:

The Somali-born, Canadian-based rapper says he would happily grant President Barack Obama's campaign the use of the song.

LOL

Doomed Italian Liner

The last has not been heard of the doomed Italian Liner.Imagine the Captain of the ship confirmed he was pressurised to move  close to the rocks which eventualy broke the ship.

This is typical of what obtains in Naija,where people at the top pressurise one to break the law,and later deny it.Below is the transcript of his phone conversation when he was in detention,he admitted being asked by a manager to move close to the rocks

"Fabri ... anyone else in my place wouldn't have been so nice as to go there because they were breaking my balls, saying go there, go there," Schettino says in the conversation, taped while he was being held following his arrest over the incident.

"...the rock was there but it didn't show up in the instruments I had and I went there ... to satisfy the manager, go there, go there,"

This is according to the italian  La Repubblica

Am back

Wow am happy to be back,i actually forgot my username and password all this while.I really missed blogging .But am back.I feel gooooooood .....................................

Medical Researchers Again

Coffee, sex and blowing your nose could increase the risk of a type of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

The study on 250 patients identified eight risk factors linked to bleeding on the brain.

They all increase blood pressure which could result in blood vessels bursting, according to research published in the journal Stroke

This Medical guys amaze me ,are they saying we should go off sex,drinking coffee and even blowing our nose which is natural reaction.

Just like the people that say drinking garri affects the eye